The Facetious Story About Why Aliens Don’t Visit Us


This is not normal for me to stay up late for the past few months of being health conscious. Since I’ve been bugged off about my friend’s story about how Aliens visited the Earth and how they multiplied came into my nerves and kept me thinking about the possibilities of my ancient descendants.

A friend and I had this stupid conversation about the Genesis or the beginning of time. She’s got a stupid story about why humans really comes in different colors like how we got the blondes, the oriental, the cholos and (forgive me) the niggas. This probably is the most stupid story I’ve ever heard but this may be true like 10% true.

As per my “friend” who said that another friend told her that the Earth was the end of the world. Like it’s farthest planet in the bigger solar system in the universe and what we are having now – the most advanced technology is considered to be the oldest there is in present technology compared to the other bigger planets there is. During the first visit of the aliens, there really are no humans present. Only monkeys and chimpanzees. So what they did is that some of the species from the different planets around the universe migrated to the Earth and copulated with the Earth’s monkey species. Thus, creating the white skinned humans, the dark skinned humans and the oriental race. That’s totally facetious but somewhat interesting.

Some related artifacts that can be used as an evidence are the caveman’s drawing which they drew figures showing that they are floating in the air. Other’s interpret it as the heavenly God. This was the first time I’ve heard that that figure or illustrations are proof that the aliens came before us, before Christ! Our conversation ended up with the conclusion that the reason why the aliens visited Earth because of the Black Gold (crude oil) or the natural oil resources that are buried deep in the Middle East.

This story can be considered why aliens don’t visit us and times two because I wrote about it.

this post is raw and unedited sorry for the typos or the bling blings.


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